You say Ford is Gay? I would put it a different catagory than that. ( FORD, THE FIRST VEHICLE & THE WORST VEHICLE )

I agree with you 100% about Chevy being the best, at least for the old stuff, 60's & 70's and some of the early 80's cars an trucks.

The reason that chevy is like a rock is because when you put a load in the bed, they sit there like a rock.  

No, they rock-n-roll down the road and leave the Ferds behind. (Ferd, On The Side Of The Road Broke Down)  

maybe where you live, but not my place.  

  A Chevy is a Chevy no matter where you live.

In your state, you must have a lot of people that can't drive.

everybody in my state are just a bunch of whimps, they dont know how to use there truck, I hardly ever see a truck covered in mud or all beet up from the trails. When people use there truck for work, they put a damn camper on it and call it heavy.

I think they call those 'posers' and 'wannabes' - people who buy a new truck that has a sticker on the side that says "off-road" or "4X4" , then they take them off the highway one time, and they crap themselves, and have to go looking for a tow strap, and a change of drawers!!

In my state they are also known as "Ferd drivers"

- just messin with ya on the last part. I couldn't resist.

ahh I'll give it to you, that was good.  

Ya gotta have fun with life dude!  It gets too boring when taken seriously, and it screws up your health too, I've heard. I can dish it, and I can take it! I'ts all in fun.  

I agree with you 100% man,  hey I seen this cool phrase on a dodge today, you might have heard it

"I would rather be cummin than strokin"

I thought it was pretty funny

LOL,LOL,LOL

That's a good one!!!!!!!!!

stay away from women. i do and i have money  

What are you, a homosexual?

That is a good one!  ...but I'd rather be '383 strokin' than wheelin a stupid diesel !

I saw a good one too a few days ago - "I'd rather go hunting with D1ck Chaney, that go for a Sunday drive with Ted Kennedy!"    Not one I subscribe to personally, but it was funny.

Ya got to wonder though, if the VP shoots his "friends" in the face, what does he do to folks he don't like ?? The only way I'd go huntin with him is in an armored hummer with a flak jacket - sort of like going quail huntin with an RPG!

Yeah man women are evil.  They just want your money and when it's all gone they are gone.  Been there done that.